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Explanations For Aliens

A Field Guide for the Space Alien on a Budget

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October 8, 2017 By Jeff Leave a Comment

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Attention Space Aliens!

Due to the high cost of intergalactic surveillance and hard times everywhere, I have decided to aid you, my alien friends, by serving as a volunteer field agent. The observation of human activity must surely be an expensive proposition, and I am interested in helping to defray some of those costs. To that end, I am offering a series of reports – a new one on the first day of every month! – explaining in simple terms what is likely baffling to visitors from other galaxies. My goal is to be a fully-integrated planet Earth solution, and an indispensable resource for the space alien on a budget. Need more? Click here, creatures.

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Jeff Kay has spent most of his adult life attempting to fade into the background, and not be noticed. Sure, some of that’s due to social dysfunction, self-loathing, run-of-the-mill assholery, misanthropic tendencies, and catastrophic self-esteem issues. But he prefers to think of it as training. Couple that with his rather nondescript appearance, and you’ve found the ideal candidate to conduct human surveillance on Earth! Click here for more.

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