Jeff Kay has spent most of his adult life attempting to fade into the background, and not be noticed. Sure, some of that’s due to social dysfunction, self-loathing, run-of-the-mill assholery, misanthropic tendencies, and catastrophic self-esteem issues. But he prefers to think of it as training. Couple that with his rather nondescript appearance, and you’ve found the ideal candidate to conduct human surveillance on Earth! Click here for more.